This is all about how to beat
your B2B sales CRM

Part II


I love the emails I receive from these Gonzo Selling! blogs.  Below is one I think you’ll enjoy, too.  I haven’t edited one iota of it so it’s as straight forward as it gets.

Tell me, my friend and colleague – how do you really feel about Corporate B2B sales CRMs?

What happened to SELLING ?


Selling has been around for centuries, since civilization evolved and communications were developed and used.  The sales guy of the last century was a hard working person with high work ethics; and was very organized.


He or she would develop their own system of tracking customers and prospects.  They didn’t have thousands of names, they had a hundred; but they knew their opportunities.


The 3″ by 5” paper card quickly became the media of success.  They had their entire “data base” in their grasp; and when they left all of that knowledge left with them.


People who can’t sell often design tools to be used by successful salespeople.  That should tell you something there.


Back up 25+ years with a company named ACT!  They were a handy application that replaced the paper cards and not much more.  It would organize your tasks and time; it helped if you sat at a desk a lot; no laptops back then so the information you needed was in your office/home PC.


More unsuccessful sales guys began to develop a “reporting” side and they became SalesFarce, a CRM or customer relationship management tool.  They studied the most successful sales people and built spread sheets around their activities.




Roy sells $100,000 a year
Roy does 22 face to face sales calls a week
Roy does 5 proposals a week
Roy completes 50 outbound telephone calls
Roy is successful BECAUSE of this formula.


Therefore, Mr. Exec, you can hire idiots and give them this marching order; get a mindless sales manager and he can beat them until they quit.   Managers loved the new tool, it was CYA in its finest hour.


Sales managers went into meetings armed with pages of SalesFarce reports; proving their value to the company.  Sales guys were becoming accountable to ACTIVITY, not revenue.   Because they incorrectly believed activity drives sales.


Look how stupid this is!  These spread sheets and software were written around successful Roy……ROY DIDN’T USE SALESFARCE BACK THEN YOU IDIOT.  Roy was successful on his own; had he been held accountable to activity …. He would have failed.


I suggest you shy away from your company’s CRM and do the minimum you have to do in adding information.


You are wasting your time and promoting the people above you to continue their mindless activities.


I would add to this, the notion that if you’re sick or hurt you should not worry because your boss will log on to your SalesFarce account and close your deals FOR YOU.  You’ll still get 100% credit.  THAT’S A LIE.


They can’t wait till you stub your toe to fire you and then hire some 22 yr old with NO experience, and give him your accounts.


Don’t document ANYTHING in the company CRM… if you need to buy your own copy….don’t let anyone have access to your CRM      EVER!!!!!


Would Roy be successful today?  I bet not.  

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Sales reps!


Do you suffer from MEETING-ITIS?

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Do you suffer from MEETING-ITIS?


Do your HELICOPTER MANAGERS hover around until they get their annual, monthly, weekly, daily and hourly REPORTS?

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Do your HELICOPTER MANAGERS hover around until they get their annual, monthly, weekly, daily and hourly REPORTS?


Do you WASTE SO MUCH TIME filling out boxes and stages in your CRM – so they get their reports – that you hardly have time left to make sales calls?

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Do you WASTE SO MUCH TIME filling out boxes and stages in your CRM – so they GET their reports – that you hardly have time left to make sales calls?


Do you feel like doing THIS to that nit-picking CRM you’re forced to use?


You may THINK there’s no alternative!
You may WISH someone could save you!
You may FEAR there’s nowhere to turn!




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All seriousness aside – I feel your pain!

Sometimes I’ve wanted to draw my six-shooter and give my company-issued CRM the same treatment Elvis gave TV sets …


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How to beat your B2B sales CRM:  Sometimes I’ve wanted to draw my six-shooter and give my company issued CRM the same treatment Elvis gave TV sets …


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The thing is, you can make this kit yourself for about $6.50


Just go to your local office supply store.  Buy the 3″ x 5″ box, the blank index cards, the dividers numbered 1-31 and the dividers marked for every month, January – December.  Hint:  You may have to order some of the index tab separators online if they don’t have them in stock.

How To Use your CRM-IN-A-BOX

Following is my full in-depth high-tech knowledge-transfer session on how to fully use this astonishing technology!

All this is, is a little plastic box that fits 3″ x 5″ index cards.  Inside is your entire Contact Resource Management System.  A stack of 3″ x 5″ index cards.

Write your client or prospect’s name, company name, address, phone number, email, etc. in the Top Left Corner.  In pencil.

Why in pencil?  So you can erase it and change it.

Write any pertinent at-a-glance information Notes about your prospect or about your conversations – below all the contact information.  In pencil.

In the Top Right Corner write the date of your next action and the time it takes place if it’s a call or a scheduled meeting.  In pencil.

Then you just file it in your CRM-IN-A-BOX under the numbered index tab for the date you want to call back.  For example, if it’s the 22nd of this month, file it ahead under 22.

Each morning, pull out all the cards behind that date’s tab and start making your calls.  Make your calls in order of priority.


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If your follow up is going to be a month or two away, just file it back under one of the future Month index tabs.  For example, if its in April a few months ahead, file it under APRIL.

So, when April Fools Day arrives, pull all your cards out from behind the APRIL index tab and you’re already mining your gold for the month ahead with scheduled calls for that month.  File each APRIL card under the numbered index tab for the date you wrote in the top right corner.

And you’re off to the races!


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For a real high-tech solution, come back next week for PART III !

It involves a computer and everything!


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How To Beat Your B2B Sales CRM –      Part III


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Robert Danger Workman writes from his consistent track record of top-tier success in both outside and inside sales at different companies, in different industries, as a sales rep, sales manager, EVP, entrepreneur and owner of several companies.  Four decades of in-the-field, face-to-face selling and leading winning sales organizations provides the background and experience prevalent in his HIRED GUN brand such as the best-selling and award winning book, HIRED GUN – You’re #1 and Somebody Hates it, and the new, HIRED GUN II – The Essential Guide for Top Salespeople.

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